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  • Start: Saturday 21 October - 14:30
  • Estimated End: Saturday 21 October - 15:50
  • Rating: 5+
  • Auditorium: Tindle Studio


(£7 when booked alongside other children’s theatre of the same price)

The seventeenth century has never been so silly!

Chaos, mayhem and stupidity reign supreme as children’s comedy trio the Three Half Pints swish their swords, buff their boots and flourish their feathers in their most ridiculous adventure yet!

Will they defeat the dastardly evil-doers? Will they save the damsel in distress? Will they actually read the book before writing the show?

Fresh from Justin’s House and Spot Bots, join the CBeebies’ favourites in a hilarious new slapstick adventure of chivalry, swordplay and suddenly falling over.

All for Fun – and Fun for All!

Perfect for families with children aged 5 plus.

“high jinks come thick and fast .. hilarity to the point of exhaustion”

The Stage

***** “exuberant slapstick silliness and great fun for the whole family”


“the laughs just kept on coming’ ‘a joyful and triumphant 5 stars’ ‘brilliantly executed physical nonsense” Families Edinburgh  

“‘It’ll entertain children and adults alike’ ‘an utter delight to watch” Arts Award Voice.

“a show to entertain and leave the whole family smiling’ ‘had the children in hysterics the whole way through” Primary Times

“funny, brilliant, wonderful”


Age guide: 5-11, younger children welcome